(Tongue-in-Cheek) by R.T. Fitch ~ author of “Straight from the Horse’s Heart“
“It’s Not Nice to Fool with Mother Nature”
This is Leslie Peeples. She is a woman. See her nice picture with her and her nice horses. Leslie likes horses. Leslie has been around horses almost all of her life. Leslie says that is somewhere around 40 years give or take a few minutes. Leslie is scary. Big bad men are afraid of Leslie. Leslie was polite to big bad men but they were very afraid. Big bad men tried to run over Leslie with a big bad truck. Big bad men tried to chop her up with a helicopter. Big bad men were rude and mean to Leslie. Big bad men have body parts that are not too big. The brain is one of these body parts. Leslie is much smarter than big bad men.
Leslie made big bad men look like spoiled little boys. They think that Leslie take their secret toys away. They do not like Leslie now. Leslie does not care what big bad men like, she cares about the pretty wild horses. They need to be left alone and left free. Big bad men better be careful when they mess with Leslie.
Laura Leigh at Twin Peaks ~ Photo by Terry Fitch
This is Laura Leigh. She is a woman too, I know, she told me. She has a pretty smile that seems to scare big bad men. Laura speaks very quiet but knows a lot. This makes big bad men’s body parts shrivel, including their brain. They know not what to do so they be afraid. They keep Laura away. They hide truth from Laura. These men cannot tell the truth when they answer Laura. Big bad men brains quit working once they shrivel. Laura is much smarter than big bad men, too. She makes big bad men look stupid. She can do this all the way to Washington. This pisses big bad men off. The do not like to see their truth. They think of ways to hide things from Laura. This does not work well for big bad men.
Big bad men better learn. Big bad men better know. Big bad men should not tempt fate. Big bad men lose when they piss off the alpha mare. Big bad men do not know horses real good.
Big bad men need to go away.
I like Leslie. I like Laura. They make me smile. They give me hope. They are our future.
We need more like Leslie. We need more like Laura. We need less big bad men.
The pretty wild horses all agree.
Bye-bye big bad men.
