Underhanded Dealings Help Further Pro-Horse Cause
Are you ready for a good laugh, today?
Wrap your brain around this concept for a minute; would any sane, educated adult hand over the keys to the family’s pickup truck, a credit card and a loaded AK47 to a spoiled 10 year old bully with severe personality disorders? Not in the real world; only in a science fiction, slice-and-dice, B-grade thriller would you expect to see such carnage and anarchy. But you are all in for a low cost treat as that is exactly what is going on with the two laughable cartoon characters that head the pro-horse eating organization called United Horsemen. All the cockroaches have come out on the kitchen counter to feed and poop while not one of them has a plan.
Two weeks ago alleged underhanded political posturing quietly removed an approved amendment from an appropriation bill and the minority pro-horse slaughter minions are jumping up and down saying that the Congress and President have re-instated horse slaughter back in the United States. I beg to differ.
There was no rider “put in” to reinstate horse slaughter, there was only an amendment stripped away that now allows your federal government to fund additional USDA inspectors, yes, more of your tax money, who could inspect non-eatable horse meat for foreign markets and the profit of foreign interests. The EU is fast loosing it’s taste for carcinogenic U.S. horse meat. No one “approved” horse slaughter as it would never gain a majority vote on the house floor, full stop.
But running around, actually probably just sitting by the phone in her rural commune in Recluse, WY, is “Slaughterhouse” Sue Wallis, the self-appointed Princess of Poisoned Food Supplies waving her butcher cleaver in the air and screaming about how excited the horse industry is now that they can kill and eat all of the culls that her big breed registry backers pack into the equine pipeline. It is an amazing act to watch as she and her handful of hapless followers make promises, threats and guarantees that anyone with half a business mind would never put to text, let alone a documented screen shot.
So embolden by their alleged success, but actual failure for the horse industry, Wallis and her witless lap-dog Dave “Doink” Duquette have begun to use social networks such as Facebook and blog websites to put up potentially illegal pages and sites that have crossed the line of good taste, legalities and rank and file sensibilities. Even their own are beginning to question the total lack of wisdom and common sense as these schoolyard bullies post gruesome photos, attack established non-profits and criminally assail private citizens…it’s an open candy store for the horse eaters and they just cannot control their lack of a moral compass.
Now please, don’t get me wrong, I will jab at these poor excuses for burning up totally good oxygen all day long and for that I expect, and welcome, a reaction and a jab back. Unlike them, I am fully transparent, post with my real name, R.T. Fitch, and have no skeletons in my closet but the bloody horse eaters hide behind masks and hoods, who does that remind you of, and lob cow turds over the fence. Cowards? Yes, the biggest, literally.
Several weeks ago these perverted pranksters set up both a Facebook page and a blog under the name of my book with a rather disgusting twist to the last word. I am limited in what I can say due to pending legal action but it is cool to tell you that I was greatly honored by such a deviant move. For these twisted characters of humanity to take the time and effort to attempt to insult me was a high complement as it is certified evidence that I personally, R.T. Fitch, have gotten under their skin and they consider me, a serious threat. (Yipiee) To me, I felt like a success…but that feeling of victory was short lived.
I spent a few moments reading some of their tripe and taking screen shots for our legal team when it began to dawn upon me that they really were not talking about me, alone. In their confusion and within the constraints of their non-formally educated minds they, unfortunately, have mixed me up with my good friend and venerable horse rescuer, Jerry Finch, president and founder of the well known, Habitat for Horses. They rant on about my Texas 501(c)3 horse rescue, that I don’t have, and all of my horses in need of hay, which my personal horses have plenty of and on and on about my rescue, which I just ain’t got one. These idiots don’t even have a clear vision on who they hate or who their enemy is. If they had half a brain they would know that I, R.T. Fitch, am the co-founder and President of the Wild Horse Freedom Federation who’s only goal is to litigate on behalf of both domestic and wild horses in an effort to further their present and future welfare. OUR only bill and the reason donations are accepted are for our legal fund so that we can pay our top-notch team of Animal Attorneys to sue the pants off idiots like THEM. I am rolling on the floor laughing and still kind of disappointed that toying with this enemy is so easy as they don’t have a clear vision or direction on anything, not even their own opposition. (It’s right up there on the top of this Post, Dummies) Should we color them stupid, please be my guest!
But I would like to thank these misguided wanna-bees for all the free press as sales of our book “Straight from the Horse’s Heart” have shot through the roof, thanks to their impotent efforts to defame us. Sales on Amazon, our website, other distribution points and even Kindle sales have lit up with activity as these losers have pissed off so many people that the worm has turned and support has grown for our equine welfare efforts while the United Horsemen crowd continue to test just how low the bottom of the barrel really is. (They set new records everyday!)
And what is even funnier and will put you to your knees is that we are going to take the profits of all these unsolicited sales, which we do anyway, and write Jerry Finch one big fat check for “Habitat for Horses” at the end of the year and we all can thank the dubious duo of despicable debauchery Wallis and Duquette, for the uptick in sales and further support for main stream Americans attempting to bring good business sense and compassion into the equine industry. Suzy and Dave are defiantly on my Christmas card list for 2011.
Phew, catch your breath for just one more zinger, give me a moment while I try to stop snarking…we have waited for a long time for this bunch to really, really trip up and formally cross the legal line, in doing some of the above, and more, they may have done just that. (Geez, I wish I could tell you what is going on) But do you know what that would mean? It is all summed up in one simple word, DISCOVERY!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, all the records and documents of these clowns both personal and with their long list of recent and ever changing organizations would become “discoverable” and we would finally be able to publicly put a finger on who supports these two clowns. (Get ready, we beez a comin) And you could be sitting in the front row, isn’t that great? In an effort to serve their twisted egos they just might have signed their death warrant with their bogus blogs and public attacks. I just love it when a plan comes together.
As we have always said, leave them to their own devices and they will self-destruct but I am willing to bet that they never planned on helping out the other side in leaps and bounds.
Thanks for the silver lining in the dark and bloody cloud of horse slaughter and abuse; United Horsemen is my kind of cult!!!!
Keep those cards, letters and books sales coming as it is going to be a great Christmas for the horses, this year.
Ya gotta luv um.
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