tongue-in-cheek report from R.T. Fitch
United Horseman’s President Dave Duquette Bumbles Another Boasted Plan
Dave “Doink” Duquette: “Let’s start some horse slaughter plants, yum yum.
First, we know there is no market for it in the U.S..
Secondly, U.S. horsemeat is toxic and will be effectively banned in the EU.
Thirdly, over 80% of the American public is against us…but what the (deleted expletives), let’s just slaughter ourselves a bunch of horses anyway, just for the fun of it. Facts have never stopped us before.
But we need a location, let’s go out to Missouri and poke around and falsely proclaim that everyone in the area will love it and we will be slaughtering horses by the end of summer, yup, we can do that…well, that didn’t work too good.
Hey, I got an idea, how about I con a sleazy, shyster into buying land right in my own hometown and kill healthy horses right HERE. We will blow off the horse hugging butt heads by saying we will have a horse rescue right next to the bloody slaughter plant, that’s pretty cool. That will give us something to brag about.
What? There’s a problem with that, too? Let me see that newspaper article.”
East Oregonian: A report by Hermiston’s city land-use attorney indicates the proposed horse slaughter plant location does not have a water right and is not allowed under the area’s current zoning rules.
The research by Mike Robinson of Perkins Coie in Portland cost the city of Hermiston about $1,000, said City Manager Ed Brookshier. The land in question includes four parcels totalling 234 acres near the intersection of Interstate 84 and Westland Road.“
Doink: “Multiple Deleted Expletives!”
R.T.: “Now you look just like your big buddy Sue Wallis, Davey…the two of you have BOTH feet shoved into your mouths and you are still too stupid to know it.
God bless the horses and may you two finally realize that between the both of you there isn’t enough intelligence to count to 10.
Time you crawl back under that rock because the bright light of day does not favor you well.”
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