Your Tax Dollars Continue to Do Such Great Deeds
Coming to a Casino near you; one of the most misrepresented and despicable gatherings ever assembled under the deceptive and inaccurate guise of Equine welfare; the one…the only…Wyoming Rep. “Slaughterhouse” Sue Wallis and her ever present bobble-head puppet Dave “Doink” Duquette presenting their pitiful and unwanted “Summit of Slaughter”. (Lack of applause)
Yes sir, folks; gathered under the big top of horses eaters you will be able to hear and meet real life, rogue federal employees like:
Bob Abbey, the Director of the Bureau of land management and his official BLM wild horse exterminating buddies Dean Bolstead, Dr. Boyd Spratling and our down home favorite, wild horse sharp shooter Dave Cattoor of New York Times Video fame.
But the fun does not stop there; former Montana Rep. and horse slaughter promoter bloody “Red” Ed Butcher will be there to put his foot in his mouth while he attempts to elaborate upon the advantages of slaughtering and eating the proven carcinogenic flesh of our companion animals, the horse. An embarrassment to his state and the Union “Red” will be teaming up with his feral compatriots “Slaughterhouse” and “Doink” to introduce a slew of speakers who are all either closely linked with pro-slaughter groups or simply don’t have clue as to what is going on. (They are actually going to allow Doink access to the microphone more than once.)
So don’t miss this big event in Las Vegas directly after the Christmas holidays; it’s an outing that the entire family can enjoy as the horse eaters spew misinformation in an attempt to subversively profit from a bloody, predatory business that has been banned in the United States and sends shivers down the spines of sane American citizens…it’s a great way to extend the goodwill, cheer and rebirth of our spiritual well being fostered during the preceding Christmas holiday season.
So swing by Dave’s ole United Horsemen site, formerly the United Horseman’s Front – a more appropriate name, and check out the lovely agenda and the list of wieners, I mean winners that are allegedly speaking. Then when you have had your belly full of perversion head on over to their Facebook page where you can “Like” their exciting drivel and then comment on the reality of their deception only to be kicked off and deleted. Be sure to hit the “report page” hyperlink on the lower left and then tick “spam” when you get zapped; it’s the American thing to do.
So warm up the oven and sharpen those knives, the horse eaters are riding their give-away Dodge truck into town and they want to BBQ a horse near you…yum yum and yeehaw, it’s going to be a finger-licken good time.
Won’t see ya there!!!!