The Duke of Doink Returns from Under Rock
Warning: If reading one man’s honest opinion of a low life, self-proclaimed horse eating loser would offend you, then don’t proceed any further; the honesty and clarity may confound you.
Sadly, if you have been unfortunate enough to be around the issue of predatory horse slaughter, for any length of time, you have had no choice but to run into the name of bloody, pro-slaughter extremest Dave Duquette the witless sidekick of equine terrorist Wyoming State Rep. “Slaughterhouse” Sue Wallis. With Wallis leading the way down a path of blind lies, self-serving statements and threats against the horses of the United States Dave “Doink” Duquette has been right behind her picking up on scraps and never coming forth with an original thought, the veritable “lap dog” of all that is sick and perverse with American society today. Allegedly a horse trainer, Doink would brag and extol upon the pleasures of brutally killing and eating the very companion animals that he is said to earn his income through breeding and training. If you ever wanted a nasty email, sprinkled with expletives and uneducated rants, simply write to ole Doink and your wish would be granted but then…he disappeared.
All of a sudden it was only “Slaughterhouse” Sue publicly showing her ass and lack of education without Doink standing nearby licking her ankles; it was rather disconcerting as being compassionate souls, we did not want to see the young, nitwit come to any harm. There was speculation that there might have been an accident that befell the befuddled buffoon of horse slaughter or worse, a serious crisis for a family member and being individuals with great capacity for compassion we most assuredly hoped that it was neither. Then there was the theory that his young wife and mother of his two small children might have finally woke up and realized how detrimental and twisted his horse eating hobby was to not only their family business but to their young family itself; I mean, what sort of legacy are you leaving for your children? And finally the more learned advocates speculated that the money machine that drives the perversity of “Slaughterhouse” Sue finally had reached their threshold for stupidity and told him to just plain shut up as they had their hands full, enough, trying to keep the equine terrorist from Recluse, Wyoming in the clear and they just couldn’t handle anymore damage control for the Doinkster. But now we know the truth, we can rest easy that idiocy from Hermiston, Oregon is alive and still limping along in life as Davie was just quoted in an article from the Topeka Captiol-Journal, a true poster child for bloody horse slaughter. The ole Duke of Doink has been BBQing Quarter Horses and feeding the bute and drug laden meat to family, friends and clients; no wonder we haven’t heard from Doink boy for a while, he is wasted!!!
From the article:
Oregon trainer Dave Duquette, president of slaughter advocacy group United Horsemen, uses his head to make the point. He wears a PETA hat labeled “People Eating Tasty Animals.” The Hermiston cowboy believes horses are livestock in the same sense as cattle, hogs and sheep.
“A dog or a cat is a small animal,” he said. “You differentiate them from livestock. You can’t bring a horse into the house.”
He said debate about elimination of slaughter as a herd management tool shouldn’t be tainted by romantic ideas of the American West. The horse glut is real and abandonment at shows, sale barns and public lands is epidemic, he said. Tribal reservations are overrun by feral horses exhibiting characteristics of inbreeding.
“Some look like dinosaurs,” Duquette said. “They used to take them to slaughter.”
Duquette said people shouldn’t criticize a food source they don’t understand. He hosted a show at his training center featuring a horse meat barbecue. “We get a lot of Seattle people here,” he said. “They ate it.”
He’s lobbying Congress to reverse policy on U.S. slaughter of horses because the Humane Society of the United States, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and other groups are try to distort production dynamics of all livestock.
Golly gosh, Doinky, I just love all of your definitions and analogies…oh, I forgot, I used multiple syllable words there didn’t I, sorry. But Dinky Doink, it appears that your reasoning for eating companion animals relates to size, the bigger the better? So does that mean that you would eat a big dog or cat, or for that matter, being that we are discussing eating companions, would you eat ole Sue, she is big, REAL big and in some parts of the world would surely be considered livestock as we know horses that are considerably smaller. So how about that, Doinkette? You see, those of us who clearly care about our equine charges would put eating our best friends real close to cannibalism you stupid twit. Do you get that?
And the alleged horse glut? Even if there was one could it be to a trashed economy or more likely the stupidity of breeders, like yourself, that never went to school of higher education and have no understanding of simple economics or the principles of supply and demand. (That means the more you breed the less they are worth, numbskull)
Oh, and a food source that we don’t understand. You pegged that one on the head Doinky Dave ole buddy. We understand the horse very well but likewise we do not consider it to be a food source you mindless turd. What part of “I don’t eat my friends” DON’T you understand? How can you possibly hope to connect with and train a prey animal when in the back of your mind all you are thinking about is how good that creature will look on top of a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, no wonder you are going broke but the part that you don’t get is that it is YOU that is upside down, not the rest of the country where 75% of the population believes that butchering and eating horses is barbaric, distasteful and UN-American.
But to admit that you had clients over for a show and then you stuffed butchered horse-flesh down their throats, how cool is that?
“Just lookie here, Joe Bob, this is reining champion “Hates My Guts” and over here on the grill is his brother, “Life’s a Bitch”…the Bitch Burger is free but my Guts is 10 grand, ya interested, huh?”
Keyripes what a putz, and to have it put in writing for the whole world to see, priceless…the best advertisement for pro-horse America to see. What a wonderful poster-child for the unpopular and unwanted predatory business of bloody horse slaughter, you is a star Doink boy and a shinning example of what the American Quarter Horse Association (AQHA) is all about, yuk, yuk.
So folks, all is well, you can breathe a sigh of relief for the court jester of eating horses is okay, kind of, and back in the swing of things. He may be even duller than before due to all of the drug laden meat he has been eating but carcinogenic flesh won’t kill him overnight so we can look forward to a few more weeks, or months, of being entertained by the poor example of a self-proclaimed horseman, Sue Wallis’ own, Dave “Doink” Duquette.
Ya gotta love um.
Editor’s Note: The handle “Doink” is the official name utilized by Dave Duquette on the “Straight from the Horse’s Heart” blog and may not nor should not be utilized by any other member or blogster, it would just be very bad Karma!
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