Anonymously submitted by “a horse owner who does not make a practice of eating her best friends”
Tongue-in Cheek Sonnet Lays “Slaughterhouse” $ue Walli$’ Equine Blood Lust Bare
My poem’s of a brute from Wyoming
Whose principal joy is in moaning
Of alleged evil forces
Behind those who love horses,
And who fight against slaughter plant zoning.
Sue Wallis, by methods misleading,
Spends most of her energies keeping,
The truth from constituents,
Which is unambiguous:
She’s in favor of equine mistreating.
Ms. Wallis would have you believe,
Those abattoirs aren’t medi-aev-
al chambers of tortures-
Her lies are just scorchers!
She must think that we’re all naive.
Sue Wallis claims that she loves horses,
But the truth of the matter of course is,
Her chief interest is wealth,
And to hell with horse health,
According to unpublished sources.
Beware this unethical beast;
She’ll employ any method, not least:
Using physical violence,
Her opponents to silence,
At venues which aren’t well policed.
Sue Wallis will push for horse slaughter,
For cruelty and bad local water,
No matter the costs,
Nor who’s double-crossed;
She belongs on each town’s police blotter.
She can’t be believed in the least,
Whether west, east, south, north, or northeast,
Whate’er she may claim,
Horses’ friends to defame,
She only loves horses once they are deceased.
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Categories: Horse News, Horse Slaughter, Wild Burros, Wild Horses/Mustangs
There once was a girl from Wyoming
Who out on the range would go roaming
Till she out grew her horse,
(She’d kill him of course,)
Cause he wasn’t worth the re-homing.
Now Suzie kills horses to eat.
She says that their meat can’t be beat.
But she’s out of touch,
Cause she eats too much,
Of her specialized poisonous treat.
Well Suzie is still getting bigger.
And she’s got quite a hair trigger.
Just ask Simone
Sue ’bout broke her bone.
In public no less…well go figure.
She’s got a job as a law maker.
She thinks she’s a mover and shaker.
She thinks she’s big stuff
And she’s big enough
That some folks don’t know how to take her.
She’s a woman you can’t help but hate.
And some wish her a terrible fate.
Heck we built a whole page,
To let out our rage,
Cause she makes us dog-gonned irate.
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Wow ! Both are good poems.
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Both poems are heads and “horse” shoulders above anything $ue has written ! !
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lol nice job Mr. Fitch and to you as well Diana
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Todd…please, I did not write this, not one word. If it were from me it would not be so polite!!!
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Catchy little poem, but I think the last line should read; She only loves horses once they are “slaughtered”. The 2nd poem I believe has a You Tube video pretty funny… thanks for sharing both!
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You are right Ramona…Here is the link….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_KF08h12Ps ~
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Alright, we have somr pretty good lits here. I would like to see these published all over, but then again who wants to give credence to anything this illiterate Representative has to say. I can only say the people in here district must have been pretty hard up to let her represent them in Washington.. or does she represent a district so remote in the desert there are no people other than her slimmy self and her under the rock supporters. She is a sick sick person…all of them
are who support horse slaughter…I will thank Jesus Christ if we ever get this bill past in Washington
which would stop the slaughter of Americas horses and other equines…Let the “Force of the Horse”
be with all of you has we continue our battle for the safety of these wonderful creatures.
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Gail, Fortunately she does not represent our state in Washington. She is only a rep. in the state from her district out of ReCluse, Wyo. It’s sad that the people from there would elect her, but then most of them are family or friends of theirs because of the small population she represents.
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Re the poem, I LIKE IT!!!
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i don’t have the talent to come up with a cute poem about the witch.
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Super poem, I hope she has received it…
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Great poems! Why don’t we email them to the horse-eating queen herself? sue.wallis@vcn.com
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Thanks for a good chuckle. Both were hilarious!
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Eat Unicorn Meat-Check out this video on Bold Republic
http://boldrepublic.com/panacea_video_page.html
Have a problem with Sue and the Horse Slaughter? Call the Bold Republic Radio Show from 6-10 am (Mountain time) Monday through Friday. The show is right out of Campbell County. They also
have a newspaper, so write letters right to her county! The Newspaper website for submitting letters is:
http://www.CampbellCountyObserver.net
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