Anonymously submitted by “a horse owner who does not make a practice of eating her best friends”
Tongue-in Cheek Sonnet Lays “Slaughterhouse” $ue Walli$’ Equine Blood Lust Bare
My poem’s of a brute from Wyoming
Whose principal joy is in moaning
Of alleged evil forces
Behind those who love horses,
And who fight against slaughter plant zoning.
Sue Wallis, by methods misleading,
Spends most of her energies keeping,
The truth from constituents,
Which is unambiguous:
She’s in favor of equine mistreating.
Ms. Wallis would have you believe,
Those abattoirs aren’t medi-aev-
al chambers of tortures-
Her lies are just scorchers!
She must think that we’re all naive.
Sue Wallis claims that she loves horses,
But the truth of the matter of course is,
Her chief interest is wealth,
And to hell with horse health,
According to unpublished sources.
Beware this unethical beast;
She’ll employ any method, not least:
Using physical violence,
Her opponents to silence,
At venues which aren’t well policed.
Sue Wallis will push for horse slaughter,
For cruelty and bad local water,
No matter the costs,
Nor who’s double-crossed;
She belongs on each town’s police blotter.
She can’t be believed in the least,
Whether west, east, south, north, or northeast,
Whate’er she may claim,
Horses’ friends to defame,
She only loves horses once they are deceased.
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